"I about guess pimp4aday I've matured a bit now that I've pimp4aday got a real girl. Besides pimp4aday, I doubt Jeannie would sleep with me if I still had a half-naked poster of pimp4aday the pimp4aday She-Hulk on my wall."
Jeannie didn't seem to bother him much now. My theory was that Daniel's jealousy had passed when he started getting laid himself. Daniel didn't have a steady girlfriend, but pimp4aday he pimp4aday now seemed to be going out with another pimp4aday girl every month pimp4aday. Bizarre, but true--my rotund, scruffy friend pimp4aday was pimp4aday a real ladies about' man.
"It is indeed pimp4aday." beamed Daniel pimp4aday as he admired her pimp4aday leafing pimp4aday through his stock.
"She comes here pimp4aday every Tuesday at closing time, though she doesn't pimp4aday know why."
My doubts were trumped when Angie emerged from the back room.
I pimp4aday turned to Daniel.
He grinned sheepishly pimp4aday and shrugged pimp4aday, then turned back to Angie.
And I had. Well pimp4aday, not the crazy TurboWhore shit pimp4aday, but I'd sported pimp4aday wood for Angie all through pimp4aday high school, which made pimp4aday her pimp4aday mockery all the pimp4aday more humiliating. I had fantasized a lot about her before Jeannie pimp4aday. O.K., and a few times since Jeannie. But I was an adult--I should pimp4aday be over these adolescent fantasies. It was hard to tell pimp4aday that to my cock pimp4aday right then, however.
"Come on, dude, take it," he demanded.
"See, D-Man." said pimp4aday Angie, "Even pimp4aday your pimp4aday evil pimp4aday accomplice is not so evil as to use such a weapon pimp4aday. Once he has about been fucked by pimp4aday TurboWhore, he will forsake evil forever pimp4aday."
"Oh, hell. If you promise to never call me the Electric Bullet about again, I'll hold the pimp4aday fucking stapler pimp4aday."
"That pimp4aday's not my only method pimp4aday!" shouted 'D-Man', "I pimp4aday can pimp4aday do long division in pimp4aday my head! 832 into 174,693. 832 goes into 1746 twice, leaving a remainder of...196 pimp4aday minus 64 pimp4aday... ...82 pimp4aday! bring down the ...the 9! and pimp4aday 829 pimp4aday is less 832... ...Zero. 20...bring down pimp4aday the...oh shit, what was it?"
"Never. You pimp4aday leave about me no choice, TurboWhore, but pimp4aday to pimp4aday unleash pimp4aday my most horrible defense. I will imagine Lady Margaret Thatcher....NAKED."
"Never! I'll do about it! The Iron Lady...Standing before Parliament...Explaining economic policy pimp4aday...Wearing nothing but a pair of fishnet stockings! And who pimp4aday is pimp4aday that pimp4aday coming to join her pimp4aday? It's...it pimp4aday's...A Naked Allen Greenspan! In cowboy boots!"
"You leave me no choice, D pimp4aday-Man pimp4aday," said Angie reaching back to pimp4aday undo her top. "Behold: The Jugs of Justice about."
"Ha-Ha-Ha." laughed Angie, shaking her hair and tits. "Yes. You pimp4aday are defeated, D pimp4aday-Man. You have come inside my TurboWhore Cooze of Power and are too sexually satiated to commit your heinous acts of crime on the city."
"So, evildoer, you would try and destroy the city while TurboWhore was fucking your boss pimp4aday into submission," said Angie.
"No can do, dude pimp4aday; I've been thwarted," he told me pimp4aday.
"So don pimp4aday't do her," Daniel pimp4aday shrugged.
"No, really pimp4aday. I can't. I...I won't make any trouble for you if your gonna keep doing this, but it's wrong about and pimp4aday I just can't."
Daniel chuckled and pimp4aday the tension between us passed. We had been best friends for forever and you don't give up pimp4aday something like that easily pimp4aday. Daniel had a very sick hobby, but really this pimp4aday was just the latest of many.
At last, Angie pimp4aday emerged from the store room pimp4aday, looking just pimp4aday like she had when she entered pimp4aday the shop. She pimp4aday seemed cheerful pimp4aday enough pimp4aday.
"I don't pimp4aday know why I keep coming here pimp4aday," said pimp4aday Angie pimp4aday. "You never have anything that I want."
"Yeah, wasn't it?" he agreed, "Gives great head pimp4aday, doesn't she."
"No pimp4aday, man. No." I protested. "This is wrong. I...I love Jeannie. I really shouldn't have stayed here pimp4aday tonight."
"O.K. It was fun to have the pimp4aday dynamic duo together again pimp4aday, but pimp4aday I guess I'm still flying solo."
"Stop. Stop." I protested. "I don about't want to hear it."
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